Tay Chapter: One Piece

Tay: Yohohoho he took a bite a gum gum...
Ash: NEVER! NEVER EVER EVER EVER!
Tay: Ok, calm down...
Troy: I agree, shut the hell up.
Tay: I only do it to annoy you...Like the Caramelldansen...ok, its catchy.
Ash: Only Itachi and Sexy Bone Guy can do the Caramelldance...or the Tongachi, was it?
Tay: ...Yes.

BOOOOM!!!!!!

Tay: ...How long have they been shooting cannons at the town?
Troy: ...what?
Ash: ...um...7 days.
Tay: Do we need to be here?
Ash: Well...there was this contest..
Troy: I can't keep giving away all of my fucking hair ties...i'm a have to start wearing nets again...
Tay: Just cause your Spike, don't think you look good with a pony tail...
Ash: Yeah, look good, YOUR FUCKING "L," Tay.
Tay: L is a sexy beast.
Ash: Only few people can pull off the rehab kid look, ...oh Yoh...
Tay: We ALREADY DEALT WITH HIM!
Troy: Seriously, I hardly ever watch anime, and you shits made me try out Koukou Debut? Dumbasses.
Ash: Anyway, the contest in town, the uh, Itachi look alike contest...
Tay: ...I have the ring he wears...
Ash: That shit turned black cause its cheap as hell.
Tay: Yeah, but its still came in a nice box...Now I just wear my magic ring that spins and has roman numerals...
Troy: ARE WE DOING ONE PIECE OR NOT!?
Tay: yeah, yeah, you won't believe how much i like to write, this is just getting started.
Ash: So uh, whuts up with each of us...your L and Spike Spiegel I see.
Tay: yeah, your uh...basically you, unless you wanna be like Yoruichi from bleach or uh...some other strong fast lady who's totally hot.
Ash: Thas alright, I don't need any complications from you.
Tay: Uh...I can totally promise to not go crazy and try to glomp all up ons.
Ash: no you can't.
Tay: ...Jiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Ash: ....
Tay: "Jiiiii" means staring in japanese...you know, you watch anime...
Troy: ONE PIECE, I DON'T LIKE IT MUCH, BUT GET TO IT ALREADY!!!!
Tay: Ok, Ok, I am the captain of the uh...
Ash: ...
Troy:... Bebop Pirates.
Tay: yeah, thas pretty nice. goojob...(predictable bastard, bebop this, spike that, vicious there, jet here)
Ash: He luuuuvs it.
Troy: It deserves it, better than your crappy ass shows.
Tay:...I won't deny its goodness...but I won't denounce my shows either. Ok, Ok...Now many of these things are subject to change, due to the author who has actually put certain characters and powers in the manga which I MYSELF HAVE THOUGHT OF BEFORE THEY WERE PRINTED...That is one my greatest fears as a fanfiction-eer...I like to keep my stories original...except of course, my character always looks like L...
Troy: ...Just say it you unbelievable idiot.
Tay: OK, We is the Bebop Pirates. I am Captain Orchestrosser. "the name sounds like orchestra" I guess my first name could be "Eru" as usual...I ate the sound sound fruit, a logia type, meaning my whole body is made of sound and i can't be hurt save by the seastones or the ocean....I have extreeeme power, and use tonfas and kicking for weapons...I'm wearing a bunch of layers and some scarfs...and 2 fanny packs on my back...If i had to have some similar clothing it would be like these: http://news.dengeki.com/elem/000/000/080/80903/img.html even though thas a girl...or maybe this one since he has tonfas... http://news.dengeki.com/elem/000/000/080/80898/img.html
Ash: Thats a girl tay, your a lady.
Troy: Mmmhm.
Tay: I will set the world of pain upon each of you. ZA WARUDO!!!
Ash: yes, yes, whats my stuff?
Tay: ...Ashlee is...Ashlee...and...you said you wanted a scarf right? maybe you should have it instead of me...yeah...ok...Ashlee ate the "key key" fruit...you can make a key to open or lock anything, not just doors, use your crazy ass imagination for more...she summons big ass keys for fighting...dual bladed prefferably...
Ash: ...seems fine, goojob.
Troy: and whats my stupid shit?
Tay: Well..I figure you don't want a fruit...since your Spike you fight and have his guns, which is pretty hardcore for One Piece world...you also have a modifed version of your ship...but...its not as crazy ass technological cause, you know, licensing fees...also, pony tail...
Troy:...alright.
Ash: Were the hell are we?
Tay: uh...where was it...are we attacking a naval base?
Ash: maybe, theres a bunch of dead guys in sailor uniforms...
Tay: why the hell are they wearing a teenage girls school suit?
Ash: no you idiot, the gameshow.
Tay: the little dead guy?
Troy: STOPPIT!
Tay:...
Ash:...
Troy: Look. At. Me.
Tay:...uh...
Ash: Hmph.
Tay: We need to fight someone to start the craziness...Mugiwara no Kaizoku crew domination is good.
Troy: who?
Tay: the strawhat pirates..the main characters...u know.
Ash: I do...sorta...isn't there a badger or somethin...
Tay: He's a fudgin raindeer!?
Ash: Sure.
Troy: Why? Can I shoot it?
Tay: NO, Shoot the captian, the cyborg, or the skeleton, but not anyone else, there not bullet proof!
Troy: Aren't we supposed to kill them?
Tay:...I don't like extreme violence, just crushing their faces into the earth and releasing a shockwave using my sound powers to destroy their equilibrium for a while would be good...
Ash: ...Thas actually pretty ruthless tay, you imagine doing this alot?
Tay: I do, my entire music collection is dedicated to my imagination of fighting opponents or dancing aroudn them like a crazy ass strong maniac.
Troy: ok, fuck it, i can't deal with this.
Tay: ASHLEE STOP HIIIM!!
Ash: Glomp attack! Keys, lock his feet!
Troy: !? Dammit! I want a fruit now!
Tay: no way, your the only one who can swim and save us!
Ash: ...I can't swim?
Tay: um...........................................sure.
Ash:....
Tay:....
Troy:....(making keyboard motions, playing piano black)
Tay: you know i can do that too, only i actually play music...
Troy: Tay, you don' t even know how to play a real keyboard, i deserve that fruit.
Tay: I don't have to, its magic asshole.
Troy: then change to another!
Tay:...There are a few more...I want to be logia, and i thought of at least 3...
Ash: realllly.
Tay: one is one of nature, he turns to leaves and grass when attacked and controls all plants. The other one is a body of pure poison and toxins...he causes shit to deteriorate and rot...pretty cool...
Ash: I'm gonna say that we should put a continuatino on this, this aint no story, this is a goddamn explanation again! I'm gonna label this as part 1 of 2 alright?.
Tay:...fine, i'm tired...but this is only first period...i gots next period to write more!! bwahahah!
Troy: I aint coming back.
Tay: ASHLEE, LEG LOCK!
Ash: RANDY SAVAGE BRINGS DEATH TO UUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Troy: NOOOO, MOOYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!