Monday, May 26, 2008

ok...REAL FANFICTION.

Thas right, all of this is gonna be real writing, not crazy randomness...although some of it is. (THAS RIGHT, BEBOP KAIZOKU, but slight alterations)


One Piece: Chapter of the Unwanted Passengers

sniff sniff.
Dr. Chopper, (no MD), sniffed eagerly toward the bow of the ship, running on his tiptoes. Or at least what were accepted as his toes. They were more of hoofs than any type of foot appendage.
"mmm..." A blushing blissful look covered the young reindeer's face while he closed his eyes and let his nose do the leading.
"Chopper?"
The tiny doctor sniffed to his right.
"Nami, something smells good!"
"Ah, Sanji-kun made some candy floss earlier."
"CANDY FLOSS!"
The tangerine-haired navigator chuckled as she watched the animal scramble towards the front of the ship, his big pink hat throwing off his balance. Nami stood next to her prized posessions, her tangerine trees, and slowly pruned away the excessive foliage while surveying the horizon. From the sound of things, the boys were down in the kitchen fighting over the cotton candy, and she knew Robin was right below, reading one of her books on the grassy lawn that was the main deck.
"Chopper? The candy should be in the kitchen! Where are you going?"
Tony sat on the bow of the Thousand Sunny's magestic lion frame, staring off into the distance.
"I smell something good, but its not the candy! Its coming from ahead of us!"
Nami closed her eyes and sniffed the air. Nothing but tangerines. Of course she probably wouldn't be able to smell it anyways, Chopper's nose was much more sensitive than a humans.
"Oy, Chopper! Come eat! It's your favorite! You too, Nami-swaaaan, Robin-chwaaaan!!!"
The suit-wearing chef yelled from out of the doorway, and the rest of the crew came piling out of the kitchen.
"Yohohoho! This is a wonderful taste for my tounge! Even though I don't have a tounge anymore! YOHOHOHO!"
"Shutup stupid skeleton, i'll shoot you!"
"Sanji! It's stuck to my hair! Chopper, come eat, its great!"
"Ha ha ha. Fools, watch as the great sea captain shows you how to eat this...Simply-Ow. Wait, lemme get this off my-"
"Get off me shitty big-nose! take this!"
"Oya oya, how harsh!"
"Idiot."
"What's that shitty algaea head!?"
The Mugiwara no Kaizoku struggled within another mindless quarrel, sticking candy floss to each other. Nami chose to ignore them. Robin didn't notice. The navigator took out her binoculars and looked towards the distance they were headed, while eyeing the log post attached to her wrist. A few rocks ahead, along with...
"!? Is that a ship?"
Robin got up from her lounge chair and headed towards the study to return her book to the shelf, while Chopper danced on Sunny's head.
"Nami! the smell is getting stronger! I'm getting a little dizzy actually..."
Chopper teetered dangerously close to the edge of the ship, especially for someone who can't swim.
"OY! Tanuki, don't fall!" Franky lifted his arm in front of him and pointed towards the reindeer. "STRONG RIGHT!" Franky's arm dislocated from his shoulder and shot towards the deer, grabbing him by the antler before he fell.
"Chopper, what's wrong?"
"I think he's out...Oy, Chopper, wake up!"
"Everyone,"
All the eyes on the ship turned towards Nico Robin. "There is a ship ahead."
She was right, partly. There was a ship, but it was completely wrecked. The rudder and center of the ship were completely impaled upon a rock, and the main mast had broken in half. The black flag with the jolly roger indicated it was a pirate ship, although it had no specific picture to identify its inhabitants.
"Well at least they showed us where the rocks were, thank you strangers. Zoro! Move the ship to the right! Sanji-kun, draw up the mast!"
"Uhn."
"Haiiii!"
Usopp scoped out the ship from the crows nest, wondering why the ship had no mark. "---!? Oy, guys! I think there are people on there!" The sniper king watched as a hand poked out from a window below deck, then squeeze back inside.
SHYAAAN!
A blinding light erupted from the side of the ship, and the window erupted off the side of the ship where a covered face appeared.
"HEEEY! PEOPLES! SAVE USSS! WE'RE IN HERE!"
"Ashlee! Don't jump you idiot!"
As another voice from within the ship said that, the woman who appeared jumped towards the direction of the Thousand Sunny, straight into the ocean like a log.
"Dammit! What the hell!? Troy, get her!"
Another figure in a blue suit lazily slid into the water and began swimming towards the sinking girl. The Strawhat pirates watched in wonder as this took place, before eventually offering a helping hand to those within the ship.

Chapter 1---End.

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