Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Monday, May 26, 2008
ok...REAL FANFICTION.
Thas right, all of this is gonna be real writing, not crazy randomness...although some of it is. (THAS RIGHT, BEBOP KAIZOKU, but slight alterations)
sniff sniff.
Dr. Chopper, (no MD), sniffed eagerly toward the bow of the ship, running on his tiptoes. Or at least what were accepted as his toes. They were more of hoofs than any type of foot appendage.
"mmm..." A blushing blissful look covered the young reindeer's face while he closed his eyes and let his nose do the leading.
"Chopper?"
The tiny doctor sniffed to his right.
"Nami, something smells good!"
"Ah, Sanji-kun made some candy floss earlier."
"CANDY FLOSS!"
The tangerine-haired navigator chuckled as she watched the animal scramble towards the front of the ship, his big pink hat throwing off his balance. Nami stood next to her prized posessions, her tangerine trees, and slowly pruned away the excessive foliage while surveying the horizon. From the sound of things, the boys were down in the kitchen fighting over the cotton candy, and she knew Robin was right below, reading one of her books on the grassy lawn that was the main deck.
"Chopper? The candy should be in the kitchen! Where are you going?"
Tony sat on the bow of the Thousand Sunny's magestic lion frame, staring off into the distance.
"I smell something good, but its not the candy! Its coming from ahead of us!"
Nami closed her eyes and sniffed the air. Nothing but tangerines. Of course she probably wouldn't be able to smell it anyways, Chopper's nose was much more sensitive than a humans.
"Oy, Chopper! Come eat! It's your favorite! You too, Nami-swaaaan, Robin-chwaaaan!!!"
The suit-wearing chef yelled from out of the doorway, and the rest of the crew came piling out of the kitchen.
"Yohohoho! This is a wonderful taste for my tounge! Even though I don't have a tounge anymore! YOHOHOHO!"
"Shutup stupid skeleton, i'll shoot you!"
"Sanji! It's stuck to my hair! Chopper, come eat, its great!"
"Ha ha ha. Fools, watch as the great sea captain shows you how to eat this...Simply-Ow. Wait, lemme get this off my-"
"Get off me shitty big-nose! take this!"
"Oya oya, how harsh!"
"Idiot."
"What's that shitty algaea head!?"
The Mugiwara no Kaizoku struggled within another mindless quarrel, sticking candy floss to each other. Nami chose to ignore them. Robin didn't notice. The navigator took out her binoculars and looked towards the distance they were headed, while eyeing the log post attached to her wrist. A few rocks ahead, along with...
"!? Is that a ship?"
Robin got up from her lounge chair and headed towards the study to return her book to the shelf, while Chopper danced on Sunny's head.
"Nami! the smell is getting stronger! I'm getting a little dizzy actually..."
Chopper teetered dangerously close to the edge of the ship, especially for someone who can't swim.
"OY! Tanuki, don't fall!" Franky lifted his arm in front of him and pointed towards the reindeer. "STRONG RIGHT!" Franky's arm dislocated from his shoulder and shot towards the deer, grabbing him by the antler before he fell.
"Chopper, what's wrong?"
"I think he's out...Oy, Chopper, wake up!"
"Everyone,"
All the eyes on the ship turned towards Nico Robin. "There is a ship ahead."
She was right, partly. There was a ship, but it was completely wrecked. The rudder and center of the ship were completely impaled upon a rock, and the main mast had broken in half. The black flag with the jolly roger indicated it was a pirate ship, although it had no specific picture to identify its inhabitants.
"Well at least they showed us where the rocks were, thank you strangers. Zoro! Move the ship to the right! Sanji-kun, draw up the mast!"
"Uhn."
"Haiiii!"
Usopp scoped out the ship from the crows nest, wondering why the ship had no mark. "---!? Oy, guys! I think there are people on there!" The sniper king watched as a hand poked out from a window below deck, then squeeze back inside.
SHYAAAN!
A blinding light erupted from the side of the ship, and the window erupted off the side of the ship where a covered face appeared.
"HEEEY! PEOPLES! SAVE USSS! WE'RE IN HERE!"
"Ashlee! Don't jump you idiot!"
As another voice from within the ship said that, the woman who appeared jumped towards the direction of the Thousand Sunny, straight into the ocean like a log.
"Dammit! What the hell!? Troy, get her!"
Another figure in a blue suit lazily slid into the water and began swimming towards the sinking girl. The Strawhat pirates watched in wonder as this took place, before eventually offering a helping hand to those within the ship.
One Piece: Chapter of the Unwanted Passengers
sniff sniff.
Dr. Chopper, (no MD), sniffed eagerly toward the bow of the ship, running on his tiptoes. Or at least what were accepted as his toes. They were more of hoofs than any type of foot appendage.
"mmm..." A blushing blissful look covered the young reindeer's face while he closed his eyes and let his nose do the leading.
"Chopper?"
The tiny doctor sniffed to his right.
"Nami, something smells good!"
"Ah, Sanji-kun made some candy floss earlier."
"CANDY FLOSS!"
The tangerine-haired navigator chuckled as she watched the animal scramble towards the front of the ship, his big pink hat throwing off his balance. Nami stood next to her prized posessions, her tangerine trees, and slowly pruned away the excessive foliage while surveying the horizon. From the sound of things, the boys were down in the kitchen fighting over the cotton candy, and she knew Robin was right below, reading one of her books on the grassy lawn that was the main deck.
"Chopper? The candy should be in the kitchen! Where are you going?"
Tony sat on the bow of the Thousand Sunny's magestic lion frame, staring off into the distance.
"I smell something good, but its not the candy! Its coming from ahead of us!"
Nami closed her eyes and sniffed the air. Nothing but tangerines. Of course she probably wouldn't be able to smell it anyways, Chopper's nose was much more sensitive than a humans.
"Oy, Chopper! Come eat! It's your favorite! You too, Nami-swaaaan, Robin-chwaaaan!!!"
The suit-wearing chef yelled from out of the doorway, and the rest of the crew came piling out of the kitchen.
"Yohohoho! This is a wonderful taste for my tounge! Even though I don't have a tounge anymore! YOHOHOHO!"
"Shutup stupid skeleton, i'll shoot you!"
"Sanji! It's stuck to my hair! Chopper, come eat, its great!"
"Ha ha ha. Fools, watch as the great sea captain shows you how to eat this...Simply-Ow. Wait, lemme get this off my-"
"Get off me shitty big-nose! take this!"
"Oya oya, how harsh!"
"Idiot."
"What's that shitty algaea head!?"
The Mugiwara no Kaizoku struggled within another mindless quarrel, sticking candy floss to each other. Nami chose to ignore them. Robin didn't notice. The navigator took out her binoculars and looked towards the distance they were headed, while eyeing the log post attached to her wrist. A few rocks ahead, along with...
"!? Is that a ship?"
Robin got up from her lounge chair and headed towards the study to return her book to the shelf, while Chopper danced on Sunny's head.
"Nami! the smell is getting stronger! I'm getting a little dizzy actually..."
Chopper teetered dangerously close to the edge of the ship, especially for someone who can't swim.
"OY! Tanuki, don't fall!" Franky lifted his arm in front of him and pointed towards the reindeer. "STRONG RIGHT!" Franky's arm dislocated from his shoulder and shot towards the deer, grabbing him by the antler before he fell.
"Chopper, what's wrong?"
"I think he's out...Oy, Chopper, wake up!"
"Everyone,"
All the eyes on the ship turned towards Nico Robin. "There is a ship ahead."
She was right, partly. There was a ship, but it was completely wrecked. The rudder and center of the ship were completely impaled upon a rock, and the main mast had broken in half. The black flag with the jolly roger indicated it was a pirate ship, although it had no specific picture to identify its inhabitants.
"Well at least they showed us where the rocks were, thank you strangers. Zoro! Move the ship to the right! Sanji-kun, draw up the mast!"
"Uhn."
"Haiiii!"
Usopp scoped out the ship from the crows nest, wondering why the ship had no mark. "---!? Oy, guys! I think there are people on there!" The sniper king watched as a hand poked out from a window below deck, then squeeze back inside.
SHYAAAN!
A blinding light erupted from the side of the ship, and the window erupted off the side of the ship where a covered face appeared.
"HEEEY! PEOPLES! SAVE USSS! WE'RE IN HERE!"
"Ashlee! Don't jump you idiot!"
As another voice from within the ship said that, the woman who appeared jumped towards the direction of the Thousand Sunny, straight into the ocean like a log.
"Dammit! What the hell!? Troy, get her!"
Another figure in a blue suit lazily slid into the water and began swimming towards the sinking girl. The Strawhat pirates watched in wonder as this took place, before eventually offering a helping hand to those within the ship.
Chapter 1---End.
Thursday, May 22, 2008
Anime's? FOR THOSE WHO VISIT, YOU MUST WATCH! BWAHAHA!
Code Geass: R2-- watch the 1st season if you haven't, then get your ass back to the second series which releases on sundays...I choose Kallen above all others, i will protect! MAMORU! "Witch" Geass do i have? bwahaha, I don't. I'm a wizard...sorceror...necromancer...warlock...enchanter...I WILL DESTROY V2, FOR I AM T.T. BWAHHHHAAAA!!
Soul Eater-- ragha ragha. deathscythe. shinigami-sama. witches. demon weapons. is good.
Nabari no Ou- Ninjas...is nice change from Naruto.
I dunno...in a month i'll have forgotten this friggin blog, unless the triforce helps me out.
Soul Eater-- ragha ragha. deathscythe. shinigami-sama. witches. demon weapons. is good.
Nabari no Ou- Ninjas...is nice change from Naruto.
I dunno...in a month i'll have forgotten this friggin blog, unless the triforce helps me out.
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
Tay Chapter: One Piece 2/2
Tay: So...We meet at last, forever...once more.
Ash: So...we're...not killing but...
Troy: I'm a shoot anything i don' t like.
Tay: Please don't.
Troy: Your not teh captain
Tay: Yes I AM.
Troy: wheres the hat?
Tay:...This is a beret.
Ash: THAS MY BERET!
Tay: Naw.
Luffy: JET BAZOOKA!
Ash: !!??
Tay: OH! OOOH!....shit!..........u ok?
Ash:...cough.
Tay: Damn...that was uncalled for. What the hell.
Troy: You just got knocked the FUCK OUT!
Ash: (turns hands in locking fashion.)
Troy: Mmhmhmmhm!
Tay: Lip Locked?
Ash:...ah.
Tay: Ok, that was an extreme show of force good sir, and against a woman. I am outraged.
Luffy: You guys shot CHOPPAAA!!
Tay: eh?
Troy:...
Ash: ....Troy...
Tay: U what? you shot the cute little reindeer doctor?
Troy:...cn'ds 'alk
Ash: u idiot...
Tay: UZAKENAAA!!! (release huge crushing wave of sound and pressure, a guitar sound upon Troy)
Ash:...now take em out tay.
Tay: ooo. I can do it by myself..i mean...they can't hurt me afterall, unless they somehow manage to knock me into the ocean.
Ash: Maybe we shouldn't have done this on top of the worlds largest sea needle in the middle of the ocean.
Sam: Yeah.
Troy:..........(K.O.)
Ash: Who is?
Sam: I Sam.
Tay:...U from sky island?
Sam: uhn. I the big guy with the red hair.
Ashlee: Is he helping? or am i gonna have to lock your guys legs together?
Tay:!!!??? CUT THAT OUT.
Brook: YOHOHOHO.
Tay: weoooh! BROOK! RUMBA PIRATES RULE! I LOVE MUSIC TOO!
Ash: who?
Tay: the skeleton with the afro, and tophat? cane sword...he was singingn that song...
Brook: Hanauta Sauncho....Yahatsigiri!
Troy: .....!
Tay: He is in pain.
Ash: this post is not going as well as i hoped.
Tay: I know, my goddamn class is watching Superbad, and I hate most of it...i wanted to watch blues brothers.
Ash: Ah.
Troy: I'm up.
Chopper: I saved him.
Tay: Didn't you shoot him?
Troy: Muybe.
Ash: (grabs scarf and strangles all 3)
Sam: I gots a spear...and uh...I ate blood blood fruit...I control blood.
Tay: DRILL EMPEROR!?
Sam: MEGAAA DRILLARUUU BREAKARRUUU!!!
(Luffy, Zoro, Brook, Chopper, Franky, Usopp blown away into ocean.)
Tay: you didn't attack the ladies or sanji?
Sam: No ATTACK MR. PRINCE.
Tay: ah.
Ash: Looocks!
Troy: (I'm smoking a cuban and haning out in cowboy beobp world.)
Ash: ...sigh...i'm tired of even reading this.
Tay: Well, i'm tired of writing it...I need a better world to write about...or time to think about it...
Ash: I'll just take sanji for now.
Tay: I'll take the ladies.
Sam: I have my drill.
Ash: So...we're...not killing but...
Troy: I'm a shoot anything i don' t like.
Tay: Please don't.
Troy: Your not teh captain
Tay: Yes I AM.
Troy: wheres the hat?
Tay:...This is a beret.
Ash: THAS MY BERET!
Tay: Naw.
Luffy: JET BAZOOKA!
Ash: !!??
Tay: OH! OOOH!....shit!..........u ok?
Ash:...cough.
Tay: Damn...that was uncalled for. What the hell.
Troy: You just got knocked the FUCK OUT!
Ash: (turns hands in locking fashion.)
Troy: Mmhmhmmhm!
Tay: Lip Locked?
Ash:...ah.
Tay: Ok, that was an extreme show of force good sir, and against a woman. I am outraged.
Luffy: You guys shot CHOPPAAA!!
Tay: eh?
Troy:...
Ash: ....Troy...
Tay: U what? you shot the cute little reindeer doctor?
Troy:...cn'ds 'alk
Ash: u idiot...
Tay: UZAKENAAA!!! (release huge crushing wave of sound and pressure, a guitar sound upon Troy)
Ash:...now take em out tay.
Tay: ooo. I can do it by myself..i mean...they can't hurt me afterall, unless they somehow manage to knock me into the ocean.
Ash: Maybe we shouldn't have done this on top of the worlds largest sea needle in the middle of the ocean.
Sam: Yeah.
Troy:..........(K.O.)
Ash: Who is?
Sam: I Sam.
Tay:...U from sky island?
Sam: uhn. I the big guy with the red hair.
Ashlee: Is he helping? or am i gonna have to lock your guys legs together?
Tay:!!!??? CUT THAT OUT.
Brook: YOHOHOHO.
Tay: weoooh! BROOK! RUMBA PIRATES RULE! I LOVE MUSIC TOO!
Ash: who?
Tay: the skeleton with the afro, and tophat? cane sword...he was singingn that song...
Brook: Hanauta Sauncho....Yahatsigiri!
Troy: .....!
Tay: He is in pain.
Ash: this post is not going as well as i hoped.
Tay: I know, my goddamn class is watching Superbad, and I hate most of it...i wanted to watch blues brothers.
Ash: Ah.
Troy: I'm up.
Chopper: I saved him.
Tay: Didn't you shoot him?
Troy: Muybe.
Ash: (grabs scarf and strangles all 3)
Sam: I gots a spear...and uh...I ate blood blood fruit...I control blood.
Tay: DRILL EMPEROR!?
Sam: MEGAAA DRILLARUUU BREAKARRUUU!!!
(Luffy, Zoro, Brook, Chopper, Franky, Usopp blown away into ocean.)
Tay: you didn't attack the ladies or sanji?
Sam: No ATTACK MR. PRINCE.
Tay: ah.
Ash: Looocks!
Troy: (I'm smoking a cuban and haning out in cowboy beobp world.)
Ash: ...sigh...i'm tired of even reading this.
Tay: Well, i'm tired of writing it...I need a better world to write about...or time to think about it...
Ash: I'll just take sanji for now.
Tay: I'll take the ladies.
Sam: I have my drill.
Tay Chapter: One Piece
Tay: Yohohoho he took a bite a gum gum...
Ash: NEVER! NEVER EVER EVER EVER!
Tay: Ok, calm down...
Troy: I agree, shut the hell up.
Tay: I only do it to annoy you...Like the Caramelldansen...ok, its catchy.
Ash: Only Itachi and Sexy Bone Guy can do the Caramelldance...or the Tongachi, was it?
Tay: ...Yes.
BOOOOM!!!!!!
Tay: ...How long have they been shooting cannons at the town?
Troy: ...what?
Ash: ...um...7 days.
Tay: Do we need to be here?
Ash: Well...there was this contest..
Troy: I can't keep giving away all of my fucking hair ties...i'm a have to start wearing nets again...
Tay: Just cause your Spike, don't think you look good with a pony tail...
Ash: Yeah, look good, YOUR FUCKING "L," Tay.
Tay: L is a sexy beast.
Ash: Only few people can pull off the rehab kid look, ...oh Yoh...
Tay: We ALREADY DEALT WITH HIM!
Troy: Seriously, I hardly ever watch anime, and you shits made me try out Koukou Debut? Dumbasses.
Ash: Anyway, the contest in town, the uh, Itachi look alike contest...
Tay: ...I have the ring he wears...
Ash: That shit turned black cause its cheap as hell.
Tay: Yeah, but its still came in a nice box...Now I just wear my magic ring that spins and has roman numerals...
Troy: ARE WE DOING ONE PIECE OR NOT!?
Tay: yeah, yeah, you won't believe how much i like to write, this is just getting started.
Ash: So uh, whuts up with each of us...your L and Spike Spiegel I see.
Tay: yeah, your uh...basically you, unless you wanna be like Yoruichi from bleach or uh...some other strong fast lady who's totally hot.
Ash: Thas alright, I don't need any complications from you.
Tay: Uh...I can totally promise to not go crazy and try to glomp all up ons.
Ash: no you can't.
Tay: ...Jiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Ash: ....
Tay: "Jiiiii" means staring in japanese...you know, you watch anime...
Troy: ONE PIECE, I DON'T LIKE IT MUCH, BUT GET TO IT ALREADY!!!!
Tay: Ok, Ok, I am the captain of the uh...
Ash: ...
Troy:... Bebop Pirates.
Tay: yeah, thas pretty nice. goojob...(predictable bastard, bebop this, spike that, vicious there, jet here)
Ash: He luuuuvs it.
Troy: It deserves it, better than your crappy ass shows.
Tay:...I won't deny its goodness...but I won't denounce my shows either. Ok, Ok...Now many of these things are subject to change, due to the author who has actually put certain characters and powers in the manga which I MYSELF HAVE THOUGHT OF BEFORE THEY WERE PRINTED...That is one my greatest fears as a fanfiction-eer...I like to keep my stories original...except of course, my character always looks like L...
Troy: ...Just say it you unbelievable idiot.
Tay: OK, We is the Bebop Pirates. I am Captain Orchestrosser. "the name sounds like orchestra" I guess my first name could be "Eru" as usual...I ate the sound sound fruit, a logia type, meaning my whole body is made of sound and i can't be hurt save by the seastones or the ocean....I have extreeeme power, and use tonfas and kicking for weapons...I'm wearing a bunch of layers and some scarfs...and 2 fanny packs on my back...If i had to have some similar clothing it would be like these: http://news.dengeki.com/elem/000/000/080/80903/img.html even though thas a girl...or maybe this one since he has tonfas... http://news.dengeki.com/elem/000/000/080/80898/img.html
Ash: Thats a girl tay, your a lady.
Troy: Mmmhm.
Tay: I will set the world of pain upon each of you. ZA WARUDO!!!
Ash: yes, yes, whats my stuff?
Tay: ...Ashlee is...Ashlee...and...you said you wanted a scarf right? maybe you should have it instead of me...yeah...ok...Ashlee ate the "key key" fruit...you can make a key to open or lock anything, not just doors, use your crazy ass imagination for more...she summons big ass keys for fighting...dual bladed prefferably...
Ash: ...seems fine, goojob.
Troy: and whats my stupid shit?
Tay: Well..I figure you don't want a fruit...since your Spike you fight and have his guns, which is pretty hardcore for One Piece world...you also have a modifed version of your ship...but...its not as crazy ass technological cause, you know, licensing fees...also, pony tail...
Troy:...alright.
Ash: Were the hell are we?
Tay: uh...where was it...are we attacking a naval base?
Ash: maybe, theres a bunch of dead guys in sailor uniforms...
Tay: why the hell are they wearing a teenage girls school suit?
Ash: no you idiot, the gameshow.
Tay: the little dead guy?
Troy: STOPPIT!
Tay:...
Ash:...
Troy: Look. At. Me.
Tay:...uh...
Ash: Hmph.
Tay: We need to fight someone to start the craziness...Mugiwara no Kaizoku crew domination is good.
Troy: who?
Tay: the strawhat pirates..the main characters...u know.
Ash: I do...sorta...isn't there a badger or somethin...
Tay: He's a fudgin raindeer!?
Ash: Sure.
Troy: Why? Can I shoot it?
Tay: NO, Shoot the captian, the cyborg, or the skeleton, but not anyone else, there not bullet proof!
Troy: Aren't we supposed to kill them?
Tay:...I don't like extreme violence, just crushing their faces into the earth and releasing a shockwave using my sound powers to destroy their equilibrium for a while would be good...
Ash: ...Thas actually pretty ruthless tay, you imagine doing this alot?
Tay: I do, my entire music collection is dedicated to my imagination of fighting opponents or dancing aroudn them like a crazy ass strong maniac.
Troy: ok, fuck it, i can't deal with this.
Tay: ASHLEE STOP HIIIM!!
Ash: Glomp attack! Keys, lock his feet!
Troy: !? Dammit! I want a fruit now!
Tay: no way, your the only one who can swim and save us!
Ash: ...I can't swim?
Tay: um...........................................sure.
Ash:....
Tay:....
Troy:....(making keyboard motions, playing piano black)
Tay: you know i can do that too, only i actually play music...
Troy: Tay, you don' t even know how to play a real keyboard, i deserve that fruit.
Tay: I don't have to, its magic asshole.
Troy: then change to another!
Tay:...There are a few more...I want to be logia, and i thought of at least 3...
Ash: realllly.
Tay: one is one of nature, he turns to leaves and grass when attacked and controls all plants. The other one is a body of pure poison and toxins...he causes shit to deteriorate and rot...pretty cool...
Ash: I'm gonna say that we should put a continuatino on this, this aint no story, this is a goddamn explanation again! I'm gonna label this as part 1 of 2 alright?.
Tay:...fine, i'm tired...but this is only first period...i gots next period to write more!! bwahahah!
Troy: I aint coming back.
Tay: ASHLEE, LEG LOCK!
Ash: RANDY SAVAGE BRINGS DEATH TO UUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Troy: NOOOO, MOOYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ash: NEVER! NEVER EVER EVER EVER!
Tay: Ok, calm down...
Troy: I agree, shut the hell up.
Tay: I only do it to annoy you...Like the Caramelldansen...ok, its catchy.
Ash: Only Itachi and Sexy Bone Guy can do the Caramelldance...or the Tongachi, was it?
Tay: ...Yes.
BOOOOM!!!!!!
Tay: ...How long have they been shooting cannons at the town?
Troy: ...what?
Ash: ...um...7 days.
Tay: Do we need to be here?
Ash: Well...there was this contest..
Troy: I can't keep giving away all of my fucking hair ties...i'm a have to start wearing nets again...
Tay: Just cause your Spike, don't think you look good with a pony tail...
Ash: Yeah, look good, YOUR FUCKING "L," Tay.
Tay: L is a sexy beast.
Ash: Only few people can pull off the rehab kid look, ...oh Yoh...
Tay: We ALREADY DEALT WITH HIM!
Troy: Seriously, I hardly ever watch anime, and you shits made me try out Koukou Debut? Dumbasses.
Ash: Anyway, the contest in town, the uh, Itachi look alike contest...
Tay: ...I have the ring he wears...
Ash: That shit turned black cause its cheap as hell.
Tay: Yeah, but its still came in a nice box...Now I just wear my magic ring that spins and has roman numerals...
Troy: ARE WE DOING ONE PIECE OR NOT!?
Tay: yeah, yeah, you won't believe how much i like to write, this is just getting started.
Ash: So uh, whuts up with each of us...your L and Spike Spiegel I see.
Tay: yeah, your uh...basically you, unless you wanna be like Yoruichi from bleach or uh...some other strong fast lady who's totally hot.
Ash: Thas alright, I don't need any complications from you.
Tay: Uh...I can totally promise to not go crazy and try to glomp all up ons.
Ash: no you can't.
Tay: ...Jiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Ash: ....
Tay: "Jiiiii" means staring in japanese...you know, you watch anime...
Troy: ONE PIECE, I DON'T LIKE IT MUCH, BUT GET TO IT ALREADY!!!!
Tay: Ok, Ok, I am the captain of the uh...
Ash: ...
Troy:... Bebop Pirates.
Tay: yeah, thas pretty nice. goojob...(predictable bastard, bebop this, spike that, vicious there, jet here)
Ash: He luuuuvs it.
Troy: It deserves it, better than your crappy ass shows.
Tay:...I won't deny its goodness...but I won't denounce my shows either. Ok, Ok...Now many of these things are subject to change, due to the author who has actually put certain characters and powers in the manga which I MYSELF HAVE THOUGHT OF BEFORE THEY WERE PRINTED...That is one my greatest fears as a fanfiction-eer...I like to keep my stories original...except of course, my character always looks like L...
Troy: ...Just say it you unbelievable idiot.
Tay: OK, We is the Bebop Pirates. I am Captain Orchestrosser. "the name sounds like orchestra" I guess my first name could be "Eru" as usual...I ate the sound sound fruit, a logia type, meaning my whole body is made of sound and i can't be hurt save by the seastones or the ocean....I have extreeeme power, and use tonfas and kicking for weapons...I'm wearing a bunch of layers and some scarfs...and 2 fanny packs on my back...If i had to have some similar clothing it would be like these: http://news.dengeki.com/elem/000/000/080/80903/img.html even though thas a girl...or maybe this one since he has tonfas... http://news.dengeki.com/elem/000/000/080/80898/img.html
Ash: Thats a girl tay, your a lady.
Troy: Mmmhm.
Tay: I will set the world of pain upon each of you. ZA WARUDO!!!
Ash: yes, yes, whats my stuff?
Tay: ...Ashlee is...Ashlee...and...you said you wanted a scarf right? maybe you should have it instead of me...yeah...ok...Ashlee ate the "key key" fruit...you can make a key to open or lock anything, not just doors, use your crazy ass imagination for more...she summons big ass keys for fighting...dual bladed prefferably...
Ash: ...seems fine, goojob.
Troy: and whats my stupid shit?
Tay: Well..I figure you don't want a fruit...since your Spike you fight and have his guns, which is pretty hardcore for One Piece world...you also have a modifed version of your ship...but...its not as crazy ass technological cause, you know, licensing fees...also, pony tail...
Troy:...alright.
Ash: Were the hell are we?
Tay: uh...where was it...are we attacking a naval base?
Ash: maybe, theres a bunch of dead guys in sailor uniforms...
Tay: why the hell are they wearing a teenage girls school suit?
Ash: no you idiot, the gameshow.
Tay: the little dead guy?
Troy: STOPPIT!
Tay:...
Ash:...
Troy: Look. At. Me.
Tay:...uh...
Ash: Hmph.
Tay: We need to fight someone to start the craziness...Mugiwara no Kaizoku crew domination is good.
Troy: who?
Tay: the strawhat pirates..the main characters...u know.
Ash: I do...sorta...isn't there a badger or somethin...
Tay: He's a fudgin raindeer!?
Ash: Sure.
Troy: Why? Can I shoot it?
Tay: NO, Shoot the captian, the cyborg, or the skeleton, but not anyone else, there not bullet proof!
Troy: Aren't we supposed to kill them?
Tay:...I don't like extreme violence, just crushing their faces into the earth and releasing a shockwave using my sound powers to destroy their equilibrium for a while would be good...
Ash: ...Thas actually pretty ruthless tay, you imagine doing this alot?
Tay: I do, my entire music collection is dedicated to my imagination of fighting opponents or dancing aroudn them like a crazy ass strong maniac.
Troy: ok, fuck it, i can't deal with this.
Tay: ASHLEE STOP HIIIM!!
Ash: Glomp attack! Keys, lock his feet!
Troy: !? Dammit! I want a fruit now!
Tay: no way, your the only one who can swim and save us!
Ash: ...I can't swim?
Tay: um...........................................sure.
Ash:....
Tay:....
Troy:....(making keyboard motions, playing piano black)
Tay: you know i can do that too, only i actually play music...
Troy: Tay, you don' t even know how to play a real keyboard, i deserve that fruit.
Tay: I don't have to, its magic asshole.
Troy: then change to another!
Tay:...There are a few more...I want to be logia, and i thought of at least 3...
Ash: realllly.
Tay: one is one of nature, he turns to leaves and grass when attacked and controls all plants. The other one is a body of pure poison and toxins...he causes shit to deteriorate and rot...pretty cool...
Ash: I'm gonna say that we should put a continuatino on this, this aint no story, this is a goddamn explanation again! I'm gonna label this as part 1 of 2 alright?.
Tay:...fine, i'm tired...but this is only first period...i gots next period to write more!! bwahahah!
Troy: I aint coming back.
Tay: ASHLEE, LEG LOCK!
Ash: RANDY SAVAGE BRINGS DEATH TO UUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Troy: NOOOO, MOOYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Tay: PIRATES! PIRAAATES!! Ashlee, you like pirates, desho?
Ash: Oh....Johnny, stop...
Tay: Yessir, nothing greater than pirates.
Ash: Your hair is so funny, ooo...
Tay: Now I too, am a pirate.
Ash: Orlan please...
Tay: And now that we've taken this ship...
Ash: MORE RUM!
Tay: Davy Jones may be pissed...no wait, its orlando's isn't it?
Ash: Tay, don't you lay a hand on my precious captain!
Tay: I'M A CAPTAIN DAMMIT! I MADE THIS PIRATE CREW JUST NOW!
Ash: So what, you can't be captain of this ship without cutting out your heart.
Tay: WUT THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN SAYING WOMAN!? THIS IS ONE PIECE!
Ash: ...Really?
Tay: YES! No matter how much I love Pirates 2 and Davy Jones, One Piece is crazier for skits!
Ash: ...well then i guess i'm gonna have to wait for you to write it...
Tay: Yeah! DO THAT!?
Ash: ...can I watch Pira---
Tay: YES! GO!!!
Ash: Oh....Johnny, stop...
Tay: Yessir, nothing greater than pirates.
Ash: Your hair is so funny, ooo...
Tay: Now I too, am a pirate.
Ash: Orlan please...
Tay: And now that we've taken this ship...
Ash: MORE RUM!
Tay: Davy Jones may be pissed...no wait, its orlando's isn't it?
Ash: Tay, don't you lay a hand on my precious captain!
Tay: I'M A CAPTAIN DAMMIT! I MADE THIS PIRATE CREW JUST NOW!
Ash: So what, you can't be captain of this ship without cutting out your heart.
Tay: WUT THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN SAYING WOMAN!? THIS IS ONE PIECE!
Ash: ...Really?
Tay: YES! No matter how much I love Pirates 2 and Davy Jones, One Piece is crazier for skits!
Ash: ...well then i guess i'm gonna have to wait for you to write it...
Tay: Yeah! DO THAT!?
Ash: ...can I watch Pira---
Tay: YES! GO!!!
Ashlee Chapter: Naruto
ZRRHROOSMM!!!
Setting: A forest on top of a cliff
Tay: Hmmm…this place seems oddly familiar…
Ashlee: Well, it should. I've been meaning to come here after the recent chapter. But it's a little before the he died.
Tay: Wait…Why are you wearing an akatsuki cloak?!
Ash: Hide yourself heathen! *performs hand seals and disappears*
Tay: Wait?! WTF? Where'd you go?!?
Ash: ……………….(Kunai knife flies past Tay's face and it's a tree near by his head)
Tay: Ack?! What the-Psssshhhhhhhhhhhh……….Tay: Ahh!!! Paper bomb!!!!!BOOOOOOMMM!!!!Tay: AIIIYEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!AAHHHHHHHH!!! *launched off the cliff* AAAAAAAASHHHHHHHHLEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! *still falling* AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Umpfh!
Ashlee: Are you done screaming?
Tay: Wha-wha-what? I'm still alive?! *looks around* huh? Clouds?!? Heaven? Noooo!!! I want to liiiii~iiivee!!!
Ashlee: *covers his face with hand* Would you keep quiet!?! We're flying on one of Deidara's clay birds. Look below.
Tay: hm? *looks down*
Sasuke: AAAARRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ITTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAACHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Itachi: ………what?Sasuke: RARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! I'M GGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOING TO TAKEEEEEEEE YYYYYYYYOUUUU DOOOOOOOOWNNNNNNNN RIIIIIIGGGGGGGGTTTTT HHHHHHHHEREEEEEEEEE RIIIIIIIIGHHT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!Itachi: Why are you yelling? I'm standing right here….Your eyesight is good but have you gone deaf?
Sasuke: *running towards him* CHIIIIIDOOOOOOOOOORIIIIII!!!!!
Itachi: *sigh* so it seems….*sides steps the blast and jumps in the air* Katon!: Goukakyuu no Jut-ACK!!! *gets his by us*
Ash: Whoops….
Tay: Ashlee watch where you're going!
Ash: I can't! I don't have my contacts with me!
Tay: What do you mea- AAAAAAAHHHH!
Ash: Huh..? AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!*Crash and falls to the ground*
Ash: Ugh….
Tay: Way to slam us into the cliff…
Itachi: My eyes…my eyes!!!!!!! I can't see a thing now!!!!!!*waves hands in front of face*
Tay: Way to go Ashlee…and wait a minute…were you the one who threw that kunai knife at me before?
Ash: Stop blaming everything on me!! And beside, you would have never volunteered to jump off if I asked you to.
Tay: WHY THE HECK WOULD I JUMP OFF A FREAKING CLIFF?? I CAN'T FLY!! I'M A COW DEMON DAMMIT!!!
Ash: WELL THAT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT YOU-
Itachi: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!!
Sasuke: NOOOOOOOW IIIIIIIIISSSSS MMMMMMMMMMY CHHHHHHHHANCCCCCEE!!! DIIIIIIIEEEE IIIIIIITAAAAAAACCHIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!
Ash: Sasuke NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! *Takes Tay and chucks him at Sasuke*
Tay: AGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Oomph!
Sasuke: AAAHHHH -Oomph! Ughhh……
Ash: Sasuke no!!!!!! don't kill him!! He's good he's good!!!
Sasuke: What?!?! Why not??? He killed our clan!!
Ash: I know I know….but he was ordered to!
Sasuke: Liessssss!!!!!!!!
Ash: *slaps him in the face* Listen to me dammit! *slap* Listen! *slap**slap*
Tay: Ashlee Ashlee!! Calm down….three times is enough, remember?
Sasuke: *_+Tay: Sasuke, *slap* listen.Sasuke: Stop slapping me!
Tay: *slap* no just listen…Itachi isn't bad. The reason why he killed the Uchiha clan was because they were going throw a party to honor him and his bishiness, but Itachi knew the entire event would be embarrassing so he got is AK47 and TMR and annihilated everyone. Except for you of course because he knew you wanted to be as great a bishie as him, so he left you to ripen and acquire a badass demeanor.
Ash: *rolls eyes* Oh yeah, cuz that story is SO accurate.
Tay: *ignores* Your #1 status as most loved character in shonen jump, right?
Sasuke: Well, yeah I guess…but I mean…our family…Tay: Well, there ya go! Now lets get Itachi over here and- huh? Where'd he go?
Itachi: *holding on to a wall and prodding around* dammit..my sharingantacts fell out. Can't see a thing!
Ash: *hugs Itachi* Don't worry Itachi! I help you find them *keeps hugging* Mmmmmm…..Itachiii….
Itachi: Umm….
Ash: *trips him up* Itachi: *falls forward and hold me to keep balance* Agh!!!
Ash: Awwww….*hugs harder* Tis love!
Itachi: Help me!!!
Tay: Now Ashlee……..what did we say about molesting the characters of the worlds…
Itachi: Hey! Don't touch that!Ash: Nothin….Tay: Ashlee…..Ash: Nuuuuuuuuuuuuh!Tay:……..
Ash:…….
Tay:……..
Ash: Fine…*lets go*
Itachi: Agh! She bit me! And she took my cloak!
Sasuke: They're going through that black hole! Come on!*Back in some weird dimension*
Tay: Did we get ANYTHING accomplished there?
Ash: Well, yeah..I didn't want Itachi to die so I needed to tell Sasuke the truth. But YOU screwed it up!
Tay: What?! You went all ADD and started glomping Itachi!
Ash: *smells the cloak* Mmmmm….Itachi….
Tay: -_-' you're hopeless….
_____________
Sasuke: Dammit….we lost them…
Itachi: …
Sasuke: So…was all that he said true…?
Itachi: ………for the most part…I care about you a lot
Sasuke: R-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-really? I love you too aniki!!!
Itachi: Whatever. Go get me a big mac and a 40 from the drug store.
Sasuke: -_-…
Itachi: Now.
Sasuke: Yessir…
Setting: A forest on top of a cliff
Tay: Hmmm…this place seems oddly familiar…
Ashlee: Well, it should. I've been meaning to come here after the recent chapter. But it's a little before the he died.
Tay: Wait…Why are you wearing an akatsuki cloak?!
Ash: Hide yourself heathen! *performs hand seals and disappears*
Tay: Wait?! WTF? Where'd you go?!?
Ash: ……………….(Kunai knife flies past Tay's face and it's a tree near by his head)
Tay: Ack?! What the-Psssshhhhhhhhhhhh……….Tay: Ahh!!! Paper bomb!!!!!BOOOOOOMMM!!!!Tay: AIIIYEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!AAHHHHHHHH!!! *launched off the cliff* AAAAAAAASHHHHHHHHLEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! *still falling* AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Umpfh!
Ashlee: Are you done screaming?
Tay: Wha-wha-what? I'm still alive?! *looks around* huh? Clouds?!? Heaven? Noooo!!! I want to liiiii~iiivee!!!
Ashlee: *covers his face with hand* Would you keep quiet!?! We're flying on one of Deidara's clay birds. Look below.
Tay: hm? *looks down*
Sasuke: AAAARRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ITTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAACHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Itachi: ………what?Sasuke: RARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! I'M GGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOING TO TAKEEEEEEEE YYYYYYYYOUUUU DOOOOOOOOWNNNNNNNN RIIIIIIGGGGGGGGTTTTT HHHHHHHHEREEEEEEEEE RIIIIIIIIGHHT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!Itachi: Why are you yelling? I'm standing right here….Your eyesight is good but have you gone deaf?
Sasuke: *running towards him* CHIIIIIDOOOOOOOOOORIIIIII!!!!!
Itachi: *sigh* so it seems….*sides steps the blast and jumps in the air* Katon!: Goukakyuu no Jut-ACK!!! *gets his by us*
Ash: Whoops….
Tay: Ashlee watch where you're going!
Ash: I can't! I don't have my contacts with me!
Tay: What do you mea- AAAAAAAHHHH!
Ash: Huh..? AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!*Crash and falls to the ground*
Ash: Ugh….
Tay: Way to slam us into the cliff…
Itachi: My eyes…my eyes!!!!!!! I can't see a thing now!!!!!!*waves hands in front of face*
Tay: Way to go Ashlee…and wait a minute…were you the one who threw that kunai knife at me before?
Ash: Stop blaming everything on me!! And beside, you would have never volunteered to jump off if I asked you to.
Tay: WHY THE HECK WOULD I JUMP OFF A FREAKING CLIFF?? I CAN'T FLY!! I'M A COW DEMON DAMMIT!!!
Ash: WELL THAT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT YOU-
Itachi: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!!
Sasuke: NOOOOOOOW IIIIIIIIISSSSS MMMMMMMMMMY CHHHHHHHHANCCCCCEE!!! DIIIIIIIEEEE IIIIIIITAAAAAAACCHIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!
Ash: Sasuke NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! *Takes Tay and chucks him at Sasuke*
Tay: AGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Oomph!
Sasuke: AAAHHHH -Oomph! Ughhh……
Ash: Sasuke no!!!!!! don't kill him!! He's good he's good!!!
Sasuke: What?!?! Why not??? He killed our clan!!
Ash: I know I know….but he was ordered to!
Sasuke: Liessssss!!!!!!!!
Ash: *slaps him in the face* Listen to me dammit! *slap* Listen! *slap**slap*
Tay: Ashlee Ashlee!! Calm down….three times is enough, remember?
Sasuke: *_+Tay: Sasuke, *slap* listen.Sasuke: Stop slapping me!
Tay: *slap* no just listen…Itachi isn't bad. The reason why he killed the Uchiha clan was because they were going throw a party to honor him and his bishiness, but Itachi knew the entire event would be embarrassing so he got is AK47 and TMR and annihilated everyone. Except for you of course because he knew you wanted to be as great a bishie as him, so he left you to ripen and acquire a badass demeanor.
Ash: *rolls eyes* Oh yeah, cuz that story is SO accurate.
Tay: *ignores* Your #1 status as most loved character in shonen jump, right?
Sasuke: Well, yeah I guess…but I mean…our family…Tay: Well, there ya go! Now lets get Itachi over here and- huh? Where'd he go?
Itachi: *holding on to a wall and prodding around* dammit..my sharingantacts fell out. Can't see a thing!
Ash: *hugs Itachi* Don't worry Itachi! I help you find them *keeps hugging* Mmmmmm…..Itachiii….
Itachi: Umm….
Ash: *trips him up* Itachi: *falls forward and hold me to keep balance* Agh!!!
Ash: Awwww….*hugs harder* Tis love!
Itachi: Help me!!!
Tay: Now Ashlee……..what did we say about molesting the characters of the worlds…
Itachi: Hey! Don't touch that!Ash: Nothin….Tay: Ashlee…..Ash: Nuuuuuuuuuuuuh!Tay:……..
Ash:…….
Tay:……..
Ash: Fine…*lets go*
Itachi: Agh! She bit me! And she took my cloak!
Sasuke: They're going through that black hole! Come on!*Back in some weird dimension*
Tay: Did we get ANYTHING accomplished there?
Ash: Well, yeah..I didn't want Itachi to die so I needed to tell Sasuke the truth. But YOU screwed it up!
Tay: What?! You went all ADD and started glomping Itachi!
Ash: *smells the cloak* Mmmmm….Itachi….
Tay: -_-' you're hopeless….
_____________
Sasuke: Dammit….we lost them…
Itachi: …
Sasuke: So…was all that he said true…?
Itachi: ………for the most part…I care about you a lot
Sasuke: R-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-really? I love you too aniki!!!
Itachi: Whatever. Go get me a big mac and a 40 from the drug store.
Sasuke: -_-…
Itachi: Now.
Sasuke: Yessir…
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