Ashlee Chapter: Naruto

ZRRHROOSMM!!!
Setting: A forest on top of a cliff
Tay: Hmmm…this place seems oddly familiar…
Ashlee: Well, it should. I've been meaning to come here after the recent chapter. But it's a little before the he died.
Tay: Wait…Why are you wearing an akatsuki cloak?!
Ash: Hide yourself heathen! *performs hand seals and disappears*
Tay: Wait?! WTF? Where'd you go?!?
Ash: ……………….(Kunai knife flies past Tay's face and it's a tree near by his head)
Tay: Ack?! What the-Psssshhhhhhhhhhhh……….Tay: Ahh!!! Paper bomb!!!!!BOOOOOOMMM!!!!Tay: AIIIYEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!AAHHHHHHHH!!! *launched off the cliff* AAAAAAAASHHHHHHHHLEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! *still falling* AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Umpfh!
Ashlee: Are you done screaming?
Tay: Wha-wha-what? I'm still alive?! *looks around* huh? Clouds?!? Heaven? Noooo!!! I want to liiiii~iiivee!!!
Ashlee: *covers his face with hand* Would you keep quiet!?! We're flying on one of Deidara's clay birds. Look below.
Tay: hm? *looks down*
Sasuke: AAAARRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ITTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAACHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Itachi: ………what?Sasuke: RARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! I'M GGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOING TO TAKEEEEEEEE YYYYYYYYOUUUU DOOOOOOOOWNNNNNNNN RIIIIIIGGGGGGGGTTTTT HHHHHHHHEREEEEEEEEE RIIIIIIIIGHHT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!Itachi: Why are you yelling? I'm standing right here….Your eyesight is good but have you gone deaf?
Sasuke: *running towards him* CHIIIIIDOOOOOOOOOORIIIIII!!!!!
Itachi: *sigh* so it seems….*sides steps the blast and jumps in the air* Katon!: Goukakyuu no Jut-ACK!!! *gets his by us*
Ash: Whoops….
Tay: Ashlee watch where you're going!
Ash: I can't! I don't have my contacts with me!
Tay: What do you mea- AAAAAAAHHHH!
Ash: Huh..? AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!*Crash and falls to the ground*
Ash: Ugh….
Tay: Way to slam us into the cliff…
Itachi: My eyes…my eyes!!!!!!! I can't see a thing now!!!!!!*waves hands in front of face*
Tay: Way to go Ashlee…and wait a minute…were you the one who threw that kunai knife at me before?
Ash: Stop blaming everything on me!! And beside, you would have never volunteered to jump off if I asked you to.
Tay: WHY THE HECK WOULD I JUMP OFF A FREAKING CLIFF?? I CAN'T FLY!! I'M A COW DEMON DAMMIT!!!
Ash: WELL THAT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT YOU-
Itachi: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!!
Sasuke: NOOOOOOOW IIIIIIIIISSSSS MMMMMMMMMMY CHHHHHHHHANCCCCCEE!!! DIIIIIIIEEEE IIIIIIITAAAAAAACCHIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!
Ash: Sasuke NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! *Takes Tay and chucks him at Sasuke*
Tay: AGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Oomph!
Sasuke: AAAHHHH -Oomph! Ughhh……
Ash: Sasuke no!!!!!! don't kill him!! He's good he's good!!!
Sasuke: What?!?! Why not??? He killed our clan!!
Ash: I know I know….but he was ordered to!
Sasuke: Liessssss!!!!!!!!
Ash: *slaps him in the face* Listen to me dammit! *slap* Listen! *slap**slap*
Tay: Ashlee Ashlee!! Calm down….three times is enough, remember?
Sasuke: *_+Tay: Sasuke, *slap* listen.Sasuke: Stop slapping me!
Tay: *slap* no just listen…Itachi isn't bad. The reason why he killed the Uchiha clan was because they were going throw a party to honor him and his bishiness, but Itachi knew the entire event would be embarrassing so he got is AK47 and TMR and annihilated everyone. Except for you of course because he knew you wanted to be as great a bishie as him, so he left you to ripen and acquire a badass demeanor.
Ash: *rolls eyes* Oh yeah, cuz that story is SO accurate.
Tay: *ignores* Your #1 status as most loved character in shonen jump, right?
Sasuke: Well, yeah I guess…but I mean…our family…Tay: Well, there ya go! Now lets get Itachi over here and- huh? Where'd he go?
Itachi: *holding on to a wall and prodding around* dammit..my sharingantacts fell out. Can't see a thing!
Ash: *hugs Itachi* Don't worry Itachi! I help you find them *keeps hugging* Mmmmmm…..Itachiii….
Itachi: Umm….
Ash: *trips him up* Itachi: *falls forward and hold me to keep balance* Agh!!!
Ash: Awwww….*hugs harder* Tis love!
Itachi: Help me!!!
Tay: Now Ashlee……..what did we say about molesting the characters of the worlds…
Itachi: Hey! Don't touch that!Ash: Nothin….Tay: Ashlee…..Ash: Nuuuuuuuuuuuuh!Tay:……..
Ash:…….
Tay:……..
Ash: Fine…*lets go*
Itachi: Agh! She bit me! And she took my cloak!
Sasuke: They're going through that black hole! Come on!*Back in some weird dimension*
Tay: Did we get ANYTHING accomplished there?
Ash: Well, yeah..I didn't want Itachi to die so I needed to tell Sasuke the truth. But YOU screwed it up!
Tay: What?! You went all ADD and started glomping Itachi!
Ash: *smells the cloak* Mmmmm….Itachi….
Tay: -_-' you're hopeless….

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Sasuke: Dammit….we lost them…
Itachi: …
Sasuke: So…was all that he said true…?
Itachi: ………for the most part…I care about you a lot
Sasuke: R-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-really? I love you too aniki!!!
Itachi: Whatever. Go get me a big mac and a 40 from the drug store.
Sasuke: -_-…
Itachi: Now.
Sasuke: Yessir…