Tay Chapter: One Piece 2/2

Tay: So...We meet at last, forever...once more.
Ash: So...we're...not killing but...
Troy: I'm a shoot anything i don' t like.
Tay: Please don't.
Troy: Your not teh captain
Tay: Yes I AM.
Troy: wheres the hat?
Tay:...This is a beret.
Ash: THAS MY BERET!
Tay: Naw.
Luffy: JET BAZOOKA!
Ash: !!??
Tay: OH! OOOH!....shit!..........u ok?
Ash:...cough.
Tay: Damn...that was uncalled for. What the hell.
Troy: You just got knocked the FUCK OUT!
Ash: (turns hands in locking fashion.)
Troy: Mmhmhmmhm!
Tay: Lip Locked?
Ash:...ah.
Tay: Ok, that was an extreme show of force good sir, and against a woman. I am outraged.
Luffy: You guys shot CHOPPAAA!!
Tay: eh?
Troy:...
Ash: ....Troy...
Tay: U what? you shot the cute little reindeer doctor?
Troy:...cn'ds 'alk
Ash: u idiot...
Tay: UZAKENAAA!!! (release huge crushing wave of sound and pressure, a guitar sound upon Troy)
Ash:...now take em out tay.
Tay: ooo. I can do it by myself..i mean...they can't hurt me afterall, unless they somehow manage to knock me into the ocean.
Ash: Maybe we shouldn't have done this on top of the worlds largest sea needle in the middle of the ocean.
Sam: Yeah.
Troy:..........(K.O.)
Ash: Who is?
Sam: I Sam.
Tay:...U from sky island?
Sam: uhn. I the big guy with the red hair.
Ashlee: Is he helping? or am i gonna have to lock your guys legs together?
Tay:!!!??? CUT THAT OUT.
Brook: YOHOHOHO.
Tay: weoooh! BROOK! RUMBA PIRATES RULE! I LOVE MUSIC TOO!
Ash: who?
Tay: the skeleton with the afro, and tophat? cane sword...he was singingn that song...
Brook: Hanauta Sauncho....Yahatsigiri!
Troy: .....!
Tay: He is in pain.
Ash: this post is not going as well as i hoped.
Tay: I know, my goddamn class is watching Superbad, and I hate most of it...i wanted to watch blues brothers.
Ash: Ah.
Troy: I'm up.
Chopper: I saved him.
Tay: Didn't you shoot him?
Troy: Muybe.
Ash: (grabs scarf and strangles all 3)
Sam: I gots a spear...and uh...I ate blood blood fruit...I control blood.
Tay: DRILL EMPEROR!?
Sam: MEGAAA DRILLARUUU BREAKARRUUU!!!
(Luffy, Zoro, Brook, Chopper, Franky, Usopp blown away into ocean.)
Tay: you didn't attack the ladies or sanji?
Sam: No ATTACK MR. PRINCE.
Tay: ah.
Ash: Looocks!
Troy: (I'm smoking a cuban and haning out in cowboy beobp world.)
Ash: ...sigh...i'm tired of even reading this.
Tay: Well, i'm tired of writing it...I need a better world to write about...or time to think about it...
Ash: I'll just take sanji for now.
Tay: I'll take the ladies.
Sam: I have my drill.